Scenes from my weekend

( SUV weaves across dotted line in front of us. )

Me: What the hell is this guy doing?

( The SUV returns to his lane. I pass him. )

Rachel: He kinda looked like he shouldn't have been driving. He had a look of idiocy on his face.

Me: Maybe he'll get pulled over and cited for a DWI... Driving While Idiot.

Rachel: Insulting other people shouldn't be this much fun.